I have created many websites/blogs over the years. Most fell away as I tried something different. And many of these are now lost forever. Recently, I have abandoned numerous domain names, leaving myself a mere […]
Life Split Into Grades of Bollocks
Eunuch’s
Eunuch posts are those that contain no Bollocks whatsoever! These are everyday things;, some thoughts and happenings. Some will be long winded while others will be no more than simple little tweets.
I would love to give VD to all of my family and friends
I would love to give VD to all of my family and friends. Having VD could be life-changing—I am joking, obviously—Covid-19 is serious. And today is my (VD) Vaccination Date. Hopefully, this will mean I […]
Type 2 Diabetes Update: HbA1c level
Just checked my blood test result and my HbA1c level is the lowest it has been for 5 years or more. Finally reached my diabetic nurses’ target for me. Still, work to do as helped […]
What Will Today Bring?
I wonder what today may bring? Do I really care what today brings? Does anyone else care what today brings? This little post will soon be lost in the bowels of the internet as will […]
Not Planning Anything
Sometimes I wake up in the morning. No, wait! I wake up every morning. I awake, not knowing what I will do during the day. By not planning anything, I will not be letting people […]
Most people are Interllectual, but see themselves as Intellectuals
I was changing the address on a trademark I owned and wrote Interllectual on the envelope. I guess that I am one of those who think that I an intellectual when in fact I am […]
Cat in a Box!
Get your very own Cat in a Box! For a small fee, you can buy a Cat in a Box that will look great anywhere in your home. The box is handy and can be […]
Went to see the USS George HW Bush in Stokes Bay Gosport; they lied about the size!
I read the news; I saw it on the TV; so I went to see the alleged 100,000-tonne ‘supercarrier’ the USS George HW Bush myself. It was disappointing! Wikipedia; that always correct source of information […]
Missing Word at the BBC; is Donald Trump to Blame? Was it Covfefe?
I was horrified last night when I discovered there was a missing word in a BBC article talking about Donald Trump & Russia. How, do I know that there is a missing word? You may […]
SEO Portsmouth: Do I? Don’t I?
Had five new potential clients come through in just one week; so do I or don’t I rekindle WTF SEO and start helping them gain the rankings they desire? Yes, I know that back in […]
Actually Doing SEO in Portsmouth
I will once again be doing SEO in Portsmouth; however, it may not be under the WTF SEO banner. A couple of days ago I had a meeting with an old friend of mine (Sean […]
Last night I read a medical book
Last night I read a medical book; this morning I had a blood test. Alas knowing what rhesus negative has had no bearing on the result. It was one of those horrible fasting blood tests.
Is there any job worse than being a Contract Killer?
He wondered, is there any job worse than being a Contract Killer? He got the job & there was; he was now a Zero Hour Contract Killer.
Today is Wednesday
Today is Wednesday. Depending on where you live; it’s either the third or fourth day of the week. If I put on a put on socks saying Thursday; am I forward thinking?
If you were a member of the Bogey Society…
Here’s a thought! If you were a member of the Bogey Society and its members went on strike. Would you cross the picket line?
Totally Bollocks is Changing!
After only a handful of posts in the last two years, I have decided to re-open Totally Bollocks once again. I have been working on a couple of new websites recently, and TB will fit […]
Labyrinthitis: I Just Lost 48 Hours to Labyrinthitis
A few years ago I had a case of Labyrinthitis; two days ago I had a mild attack I have been in bed unable to much for the last two days. I did get someone […]
Iain McNicol The Man Who Changed My Opinion On Unions
Iain McNicol was the General Secretary of the Labour Party Sometimes we get to meet people by whatever means; on a few occasions I met with Iain McNicol; this was when he was a regional […]
Is £1 a Day too much to Pay for an SEO Consultant?
I want to offer SEO in Portsmouth; Hampshire and Petersfield from just £1 a day. This will be for a Q&A answering service with the actual fee being based upon the needs of any potential […]
A Change to the “SEO Portsmouth” Search Results
Vertical Leap Loses its Way in Portsmouth After my post “The “SEO Portsmouth” Search Results are a Load of Bollocks;” Vertical Leap has been removed from Google Maps for the search term SEO Portsmouth. A […]
Snippets From My Old Blog: David
These posts failed to make the cut to appear in full on Totally Bollocks! I may however resurrect some of these in the near future… Deal to Sell Cheap Cruises I am not sure how […]
Cheap Cruises
I have re-created this post about Cheap Cruises as my main income was from cruise related websites. I will eventually be working on Cruisez a cruising magazine website. Recently, I spoke to one of the […]
Web Design Petersfield
After much deliberation, I have decided to offer Web Design in Petersfield. Please note that this was a tongue in cheek April Fools and 29p Web Design is no more! This page did once rank […]